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Instacart Valuation Crashes As Americans Realize They Can Do Some Things For Themselves (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Shit's too expensive and the shoppers fuck things up a lot for me.

[โ€“] seahorse@midwest.social -1 points 1 year ago

I've never used instacart or ubereats or grubhub. The first thing I think about is how shitty that job would be and then remember they probably are barely getting paid as it is just to do a mediocre job because the store rearranged the products, or get delayed in line because Karen's coupon isn't valid.