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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by lime_glowworm@geddit.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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I doubt that it's real, but it might be funny to someone.

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[–] dinodroid@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wonder what would be the scenario for below languages.

[–] TheWinged7@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Julia

Your program is telling me to get a girlfriend

[–] ryo@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lua ("Moon" in portuguese.)

[–] dust_accelerator@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rust

Sorry, haven't had rust since I use H3PO4.

Specific applications of phosphoric acid include:

in anti-rust treatment by phosphate conversion coating or passivation

[–] jason123santa@lemmy.jasonsanta.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

I think he does not want to get a snake.

[–] nixfreak@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

That’s awesome

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

"Burmese, reticulated or ball?"