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I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:

A hotdog is a taco.

Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?

Yes. Pizza was always a lie.

1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi

Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.

Humans are Salad.

Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.

you can put slices of ham inside of a hotdog bun, a sub-sandwich is kind of like a hot dog

Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

A corn dog is a calzone.

Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.

So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?

Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?

A chilli relleno is a quiche