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[-] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Pinch and rule, don't scratch

[-] palitu@aussie.zone 9 points 5 months ago

Pinch and roll is a favourite. I also love the stretch and flick.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

If all of human experience was laid out a long a spectrum from absolute misery to overwhelming bliss, ball scratching starts as a high virtually unparalleled by anything else which then devolves into a pale misery. Scratching brings joy for a brief moment. Pinch roll? It's too utilitarian to find happiness.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah this is one of those situations where moderation is key. I’d much rather do a little of the “feels good but bad for you” thing than none of it

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 months ago

they can have mine

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 months ago

We all have, or eventually get floppy bits that need scratching

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Ah yes. Saggy tit scratches after taking off a bra.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

I have been told the equivalent may be taking off your bra at the end of the day.

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago
[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Ew no thanks. Is It actually enjoyable? Never did it, just seems too disgusting

[-] sag@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Is It actually enjoyable?

Yep

[-] bownage@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

[citation needed]

[-] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You've never scratched your balls??? That seems literally impossible. The scrotum is highly vascular and constantly changing temperatures and environments. It is impossible in my mind that yours have never itched and that you have never relieved that itch in the natural way, BS.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

I do that occasionally when it gets real bad, but I usually try to avoid it, cuz when I do it, it hurts more then it relieves itches.

[-] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Just lean in to it, smack em around, beat them with nettles, show them youre the boss of the itch. Im not in to CBT, you are!

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

What even is CBT, you can't just mention some letters and not explain em

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

!Cock & Ball Torture!<

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You don't wanna scratch like you would your arm lol, unless it's through denim or something. I just lightly pinch and pull a bit and that's enough friction

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's only the most enjoyable experience because itchy balls are the most unpleasant experience. By wishing someone get balls to experience the pleasure of scratching them, you're inadvertently also wishing they experience the worst feeling known to man: itchy balls.

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