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[–] addie@feddit.uk 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

*these were nuts

[–] relay@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When tenants unions are not possible, I guess the alternative is individualist adventurism. This is good news to indicate that the material conditions are getting bad enough that individuals are inadvertantly doing propaganda of the deed. The poor woman probably attacked this landlord's genitals because he could very well have been asking for sexual favors when she couldn't pay rent.

Yeah i also wondered what was exactly happening in order for her to grab his balls of all things.

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was a landlord and a riot cop?

She hit two targets with one arrow!

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 1 year ago

Two balls, one shaft

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You can kill someone by squeezing their balls?

[–] 201dberg@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yes, see since pee is stored in the balls, if you squeeze them too hard they can rupture, causing the pee to enter into the blood stream. Pee in the bloodstream can result in death of humans.

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe you because zoidberg is a doctor

zoidberg salute 2

[–] NotErisma@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Pee is stored in the balls" is def my favorite daft punk song

[–] buh@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

These are the tactics they don’t want us to know

Yes, though it's very small chance, the pain can be so intense that people can come into shock or even cardiac arrest from that.

[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The piss is immediately squeezed out into the circulatory system, inducing rapid death

[–] Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Pee is stored in the balls

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I assume that a person can bleed out from a hematoma.

[–] NotErisma@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagining if the landlord were also a pirate

[–] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Omfg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

She sure did save big money.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

That's fair

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So did the landlord die from nut squeezing or did the nuts die? Either way good for her 💅

[–] Buzgie@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I looked up the article and the landlord died because she was literally dragging him around by the balls

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

tito-laugh fuck that's so brutal, i love it

[–] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

No way, that’s so metal!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm now reminded of that tacticool boomer nazi that tazed his own balls to death during the Jan 6 circus. susie-laugh

[–] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He WHAT? Do you have a link to anything on that because it sounds hilarious! I would search it myself, but I don't want to google 'nazi tazing his own balls'

[–] Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

You don't want to search for that? I feel like that'd be a point of pride in my search history.

[–] comfortable_doug@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] RedTechnoMan@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago
[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago
[–] dalispute@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Living the American dream

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing to do, this is a civil matter

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can die from that?! 😨

Yeah, though its rare, the pain can be so intensive it can put you in shock or cardiac arrest, there's case where it happened even to healthy 17 year old boy in Ireland - so if that landlord had problems with heart it could killed him.

[–] Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

If you cause enough trauma to cause bleeding or internal bleeding, definitely. Groin bleeds can have a very high mortality, there is obviously a lot of blood flow in that area. There's a high proximity to your femoral artery as well.

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

your testicles can die at least