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[–] odium@programming.dev 140 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Just say "it looks so perfect I thought it couldn't be natural."

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 10 months ago

No, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.

[–] Repossess6855@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago

The thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

yeah easy out

[–] Master@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And im over here going... did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the proper answer, it's a win win either way

[–] cantsurf@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

If you present as a woman, whether you've got a dick or not, Selma approves!

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

"Your nose, it's too perfect!"

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

'well I'm going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out...'

[–] ClockNimble@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

This will actually work. After a look around her, sit back down and smile. "You must've had a great surgeon. I can't tell."

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Always go with what cannot be seen at the dinner table. If you get it right, you might get a chance to see later if you want.

If you're wrong, they won't likely be as self conscious.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Good advice,

"Oh I didn't know you transitioned, what's it like to not have a penis anymore?" Works every time.

[–] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

*feign surprise

"I never noticed!"