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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wrap it up folks, no more schools and hospitals. We're only bombing daycares and libraries now

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago

But not during nap time, that's inhumane.

[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I can already hear the librarian's angry "schhh!".

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not The Onion? It's a parody article, but it's effectively accurate about what the ICJ said.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 11 points 11 months ago

When people are used to euphemisms, sometimes the best parody is just a description of the truth in plain language.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Now here's a stance that Canada can get behind! Thanks The Beaverton! -Trudeau and Joly.