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International Court of Justice rules that Israel must bomb civilians more humanely (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 11 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wrap it up folks, no more schools and hospitals. We're only bombing daycares and libraries now

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago

But not during nap time, that's inhumane.

[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I can already hear the librarian's angry "schhh!".