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[–] Eddie@lemmy.lucitt.social 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is so relatable it hurts. If this were reddit I'd give you gold.

[–] tj111@lemmy.fmhy.ml 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Here we give them lemjobs instead. You gotta help post daddy get his lemmys off.

[–] amgine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I’d rather a lemjob anyway

[–] Int@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Y’all are getting lemjobs?

[–] Eddie@lemmy.lucitt.social 2 points 1 year ago

Ugh, take my upvote.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dude, you don’t have lemmy gold?

You can get it right in [content only for lemmy-pro subscribers]

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, why am I like that? I feel like garbage in the morning. Sluggish and stiff. Then I cant think straight till Ive had lunch. Then I feel sluggish after lunch from sitting down. Then finally when its time to clock out, Ive got all this energy and mental clarity. Like all my best productivity happens after 6 PM.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait an hour to drink your coffee after waking up, have an actual breakfast that isn't sugar based cereal, go to sleep earlier, and workout regularly.

Or just quit your dumb job and move to the forest and live off the land.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago
  • sent from my forest phone
[–] interloper@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also me but with ADHD on top.

[–] ken27238@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

That just makes it more fun!

[–] Enasni@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Then it comes time to fall asleep and my brain is running at full-tilt, wide awake; reliving every last mistake I’ve ever made and how I could do better until I look at the clock and realize it’s been 3 hours.

[–] Brochetudo@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

I'm not super useful until I've had three gallons of ice cream, then I'm stuffed and useful for the rest of the month

[–] Sev@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

Post lunch sleepies is the best. I wish I could get that feeling at bedtime each night

[–] arandomthought@vlemmy.net 8 points 1 year ago

I'm in this post and I don't like it...

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

And now imagine your self-employed and you're pretty much in my universe. Customers aren't people, they are a measure of disturbance. Nevertheless I love my customers, I'm just built that way I guess.

[–] Mealworms@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been using extended release caffeine, it's great to stop that crash.

[–] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 4 points 1 year ago

Can’t say I’ve heard of it before, but it makes sense.

[–] Arkharl@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

As someone else said, a good protein-based breakfast helps not be too hungry for lunch, and I'd add that if caffeine is tough but necessary, switch to black/oolong tea, you can add cream/sugar and it's close to milk coffee. Much lower caffeine, yet still works.

[–] o1o12o21@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I knew it! Someone was watching me.

[–] howdy@thesimplecorner.org 2 points 1 year ago

Seems about right. Let's be honest 3 hours of actual work is probably the max I've ever done. In a single day. Most days 30mins to a hour. This is why everyone actually so busy to keep it this way... Lol