Dying on command.
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The power to teleport 1m forwards.
Everything in the whole universe also moves 1m forwards at the same time
Forwards is relative to the direction the Earth is traveling around the sun.
Your clothes and anything you are carrying don't teleport with you
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Telekinesis.
Side effect: you have a 25% chance of your pants and underwear being affected instead of your desired target.
Granted. You also have prostate cancer.
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Powe of kicking cures diabetes.
Kicking causes your legs to fall off.
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Time&space travel
Only one at a time. Every time you travel the universe shoots away from you at millions of miles an hour.
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Shapeshifting
You can't control your feet and they always shapeshift to a size that makes your shoes too tight.
Just take off the shoes before.
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