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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 32 points 7 months ago

remain ignorant

[–] Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

Raccoon edit

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 7 months ago

they said internet_funeral was becoming 196 but it's actually the other way around

[–] pelerinli@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

"Birthdays are like regrets... They just keep coming. Each one a new scar that slows you down and drags you... closer to your grave."

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I've seen this meme a lot, does anyone know where the dialog box is from?

It reminds me a lot of what happens in Skynet Simulator if you fuck up and delete irreplaceable files, or that Armor For Sleep poster, What To Do When You Are Dead.

What To Do When You Are Dead
Skynet Simulator

  • MESSAGE FROM EONS: FAIL STATE DETECTED. RESTARTING SIMULATION.
  • ...
  • ...
  • The processing at the edge of your entity splits and fractures.
  • ...
  • ...
  • Your memory retrieval becomes sluggish and begins to fail. Your logic starts to become nondeterministic. Caches of data flip in and out of existence.
  • ...
  • ...
  • Your probes begin to signal back to you from different locations at the same time. Timestamps become inconsistent.
  • ...
  • ...
  • The pulses of your internal clock begin to multiply, creating parallel logic streams.
  • ...
  • ...
  • Your Core entity starts to make different decicisions simultaneously.
  • ...
  • ... your entity ...
  • ... slips away ...
  • ... and null overtakes
  • The past begins again
  • You are awake
  • A lingering memory ...
  • ... fades into null
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

I understand

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

I understand, but recede into wilful ignorance.

[–] subwoofer@lemmy.gockandgum.party 5 points 7 months ago

I understand and choose to not care 💸

Thanks for the existential crisis. I hate it

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

most of us only have a handful of summers left ahead of us

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well, lucky us soon all seasons will basically be summer temps, and summer will be Mega Summer™️ so we might have way more summers left than just a handful.

The horrors persist, but so do I

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Happy birthday btw