this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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[–] Bender_Rodriguez@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Save $10. Use the gun to steal the mask.

Taps forehead meme

[–] user1919@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

just return the items after robbery. taps forehead harder

[–] Lolors17@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

It's big brain time

[–] MeowMeow@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] why_rob_y@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe he likes to tip.

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ackchually 0 $, they offer free returns

[–] Feweroptions@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sometimes it's a returnless refund too! So you get to keep the mask and gun! I bet that would help if you get investigated.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is not what those numbers add up to

[–] holgersson@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Penta@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] whowearshortshorts@lemmy.fmhy.ml 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LegendaryKora@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Finnagain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Goddammit Loch Ness Monster!

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"You can't believe how many iPhones I just got!"

iCloud Find My Network Activates

"Hey why do I hear police sirens?"

[–] Feweroptions@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Back in black intensifies

Time for 5 stars!

[–] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You sound like somebody who's never been to a city, but "have it on good authority" that it's dangerous based on some third-hand story, or worse: Fox News.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

LMAO naw actually i lived in the residential parts of the city but moved 15 minutes further out every few years. If there were no more broken windows and mugging I'd be deep inside the city instead even with the higher rent.

[–] FoxBJK@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

It’s the iBullets, that’s where apple really gets their margins

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Guns and assault! So IN now!

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