I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FUCKED.
- Geralt - The Witcher 3
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THAT SENTENCE HAD TO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE!
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
- GMan, Half-Life 2
- Michael Scott
- BigMoe
"THIS CAVE IS NOT A NATURAL FORMATION"
SOMEONE BUILT THIS, SO IT MUST LEAD SOMEWHERE
28 STAB WOUNDS
WHETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT, WE'VE STEPPED INTO A WAR WITH THE CABAL ON MARS. SO LET'S GET TO TAKING OUT THEIR COMMAND, ONE BY ONE. VALUS TA'AURC. FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER HE COMMANDS THE SIEGE DANCERS FROM AN IMPERIAL LAND TANK OUTSIDE OF RUBICON. HE'S WELL PROTECTED, BUT WITH THE RIGHT TEAM, WE CAN PUNCH THROUGH THOSE DEFENSES, TAKE THIS BEAST OUT, AND BREAK THEIR GRIP ON FREEHOLD.
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WAR, WAR NEVER CHANGES.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE IMPERIAL CITY
WELCOME
TO THE ARENA
LISTEN, STRANGE WOMEN LYING IN PONDS DISTRIBUTING SWORDS IS NO BASIS FOR A SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT ... YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME POWER JUST 'CAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A SWORD AT YOU!
or
YOU CAN'T GO AROUND ARRESTING THE THIEVES' GUILD. I MEAN, WE'D BE AT IT ALL DAY!
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I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR.
"LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY."
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A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS
YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH!
BIG DEAL, I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!
UNITS RECEIVED
RED WARRIOR IS NOW IT
GREEN VALKYRIE NEEDS FOOD BADLY
WORK WORK
WE'RE WATCHING YOU. SCUM.
WE ARE ALL PAWNS, CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING GREATER: MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL. THEY SHAPE OUR WILL. THEY ARE THE CULTURE. THEY ARE EVERYTHING WE PASS ON.
WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!
STAND IN THE ASHES OF A TRILLION SOULS AND ASK THE GHOSTS IF HONOUR MATTERS.
THEIR SILENCE IS YOUR ANSWER.
WHAT A SAVE!
POWER OVERWHELMING
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IS DESIGNED TO END
WE ARE PREPETUALLY TRAPPED IN THIS NEVERENDING SPIRAL OF LIFE AND DEATH
IS THIS A CURSE? OR SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT?
I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE
AND WONDER IF WE'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM