thank mr skeltal

And my sword!

Hyperion suggests that you do not think about the fact that this is only a digital reconstruction of your original body, which died the first time you respawned. Do NOT think about this!

Oh no, a leopard ate my face!

There are still Kmarts??

Dude (or dudette, or whatever),

You seriously have issues, really

How about a meeting an hour after our daily standup and it's the CTO and CIO saying "ok is everyone on the call?"

I was telling myself "oh crap, the company is gonna shut down"

5 minutes later "So as of this very moment, everyone stop working. The company is officially closed as of this meeting."

We were a start up essentially. Made it almost 9 years with ups and downs. This all happened at the end of July. At least got 3 month severance and insurance covered. I do start a new job Tuesday.

I use windows 11 pro, and I don't see any of these ads anywhere ever. Is that something the home versions only do? Did I turn off some setting proactively at setup that prevents the ads?

I love Mole, Shield and Road

I believe it is cumulative.

50k first day

PLUS 100k next day (running total 150k)

PLUS 200k next day (running total 350k)

Except for the original deskjet they had back in the early 90s, I haven't touched HP, on purpose anyways, since then. I hate their printers, their computers, and their software. Nothing about their stuff works properly and has been garbage for me.

I, too, would like to use condoms with this guy's wife