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Fans Speculate Whether Taylor Swift Will Make It To Super Bowl After Boarding Buddy Holly’s Old Plane (www.theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Must have been one hell of a mechanic on that rebuild!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As long as she doesn't board it with like 6 other musicians, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bye bye Ms. Swifty, you died. Drove my Chevy to the....and so on.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it's a bunch of bands nobody likes, the songs written of their loss would be of celebration rather than mourning.

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I'm all for digging up the big bopper every year and crashing a plane full of his bones into a cornfield.

[–] ReallyKinda@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

I think she made it safely past 27 so she should be okay.

[–] freamon@endlesstalk.org 10 points 11 months ago

It'll be said for Taylor Swift's boyfriend if she doesn't make it. He probably won't be able to do whatever it is he'd normally do at a Taylor Swift Superbowl.

[–] Haus@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

The best kind of onion: Scroll, scroll, scroll... wtf?... scroll back, scroll back... ah!