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REPORT: Cat Doesn't Hate Guests, It Hates How Fake You Act Around Other People (reductress.com)
submitted 11 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh... Yeah I ate the onion.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like some part of it has to be true

[–] livus@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

I mean there was a real one about Cats Recognize Owners Voice But Choose To Ignore It, not surprising @kratoz29 (and I) fell for it.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Meow

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Damn, kitty

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

If this were true, I'd buy a cat.