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Best Local Church Can Offer Man Seeking Super Bowl-Advertised Foot Wash Is Ash Rubbed In Face (theneedling.com)
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“One local man seeking the free Christian foot wash advertised during the Super Bowl this last weekend walked away from Seattle’s St. James Cathedral absolutely confused tonight after they said the best they could offer him is smudging black ash on his forehead.“

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[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe it was an ash face mask