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watching your children die (media.discordapp.net)
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 60 points 11 months ago

I like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself."

"I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago

Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[-] Judgy_McJudgerson@latte.isnot.coffee 10 points 11 months ago

Made me remember this joke:

A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”

[-] ClemaX@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 8 points 11 months ago

How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.

[-] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago

Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Guide for expectant fathers.

[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )

[-] LuciferMorningWood@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago

The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.

[-] raspberry_confetti@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago
[-] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

It's in order of usefulness

[-] bastion@lemmy.fmhy.ml 12 points 11 months ago

Proper instruction.

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

"Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.". --Emacs manual, in earlier days.

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

When they don't inherit the traits you want so you kill your children and start over.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

simple children 💀

[-] Saneless@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Tried 9.4.5, couldn't get around to 9.4.6

[-] ptolemai@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Almost as evil as those ungodly dungeon manuals

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