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Dad is a meerkat (lemmy.today)

submitted 9 months ago by MacNCheezus to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Don't give them tools, they'll get smarter and then do really dumb shit like become human.

[–] don@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

boy have I got bad news for you

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I am here to welcome our meerkat overlords.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Can't have shit in Detroit

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The one mistake to absolutely avoid is inventing agriculture

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah the old redd... Nevermind, force of habit.

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 9 months ago

Nah, you’re good. That was one of my favorite parts about Reddit. Also would have made a better title I guess.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look his dad is giving screwdrivers to humans .

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

One day, those humans will have enough tools to destroy the world.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Hey. No bodyshaming. He can't control his height.

[–] simonmicro@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

Instant thought: "Ausgefressen - Moritz Matthies". Good stuff.