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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 160 points 4 months ago
[-] random9@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Cave Johnson. We're done here.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

That's so lemon.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Lemon peel is highly flammable

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 4 months ago

When GOD gives you LEMONS

YOU FIND A NEW GOD

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I would totally buy that brand of juice. It seems extremely sure of itself.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago
[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Haha, I saw the original Powerthirst™ ad back in the day, but never knew there was a sequel! Thanks for the laugh.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

There’s even a THIRD! I didn’t find that out until like a year ago!

The second one was my favorite.

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[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But i love lemons

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

THEN MAN IS GOD.

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 4 months ago

yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put "rule" in the title we’ll boil you alive.

[-] random9@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Do you always treat your guests like potatoes?

[-] whodatdair@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.

In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.

[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

where can i sign up for the club that enforces this?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 4 months ago

When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 months ago

It's not mandatory, but if you don't say "rule" then moss's alt will beat you senseless

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 months ago

Warm... and mandatory.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

I, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.

[-] kernelle@0d.gs 14 points 4 months ago

You don't read the sidebar before posting to a community?

[-] random9@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I do, not always in detail if they're too long - but this one isn't, and the sidebar here actually doesn't say anything about incorporating the word "Rule" in your post title.

The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.

[-] kernelle@0d.gs 3 points 4 months ago

It's preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn't a sidebar, but that's not your fault lmao

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It's more of a tradition than a rule. The "rule" that we're referring to is that you have to post before you leave

[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Its not in the sidebar

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Capitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they're exploiting that fact for profit. It's not even your lemonade!

[-] Brickwald@lemmy.one 11 points 4 months ago

Got any grapes?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

The funny thing is that humans made lemons, not nature

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Humans made most of my problems too

[-] z500@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago

Fuckin' way she goes

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

I don't see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

One 'rule' for each lemon, yes.

[-] random9@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Welp, I guess I'll be saying "rule" for the rest of my life now rule.

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When life decides to be a lemon, hold that fuckwit life down and pour boiling salted lemon juice in its eyes until it goes blind.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.

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