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[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

Bungeesus is my favorite Jesus

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pontius Pilate: Aight Jesus, you got any last wishes before we put in the nails?

Jesus: I've always wanted to fly.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.

"This is the worst superpower ever, why have you forsaken me?"

[–] mhredox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee