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[–] kagrocery@midwest.social 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m a geriatric millennial, and the fact that they have a playlist called “millennial punk” made me so angry. And then I looked at the full playlist and saw that there’s Bloodhound Gang and Jet on there and I got even angrier.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd be more willing to beleive the "angry workout" playlist is actually the "getting pumped up in Iraq 20 years ago" playlist if it didn't have xxxtenacion and did have Die MF Die by Dope, considering how many saddam execution and infrared kills I saw set to that song (and now wish I didn't)

[–] SimpleMachine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yoooo I totally forgot about this song. Thank you for bringing it back into my life.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I do love their cover of Rebel Yell along with Another Day and Sing. Turns out, they're still touring with Static X because Edsel Dope is now their singer too

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, you're not OP

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Die MF Die - Dope

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They didn't even mention the eggpunk chainpunk dialectic

Excuse me, the what?

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Subgeneres are the death of creativity

I only listen to nofi punk and Vomir

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found out that they have a personalised “Gyatt Mix” the other day

Probably sounds like ass

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile, only punks I care about are Cyberpunk and Steampunk. I only slightly care about Punk Rock.