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The Top 10 Punk Sub-Genres We're Pretty Sure Spotify Invented to Screw With Us (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] kagrocery@midwest.social 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I’m a geriatric millennial, and the fact that they have a playlist called “millennial punk” made me so angry. And then I looked at the full playlist and saw that there’s Bloodhound Gang and Jet on there and I got even angrier.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I'd be more willing to beleive the "angry workout" playlist is actually the "getting pumped up in Iraq 20 years ago" playlist if it didn't have xxxtenacion and did have Die MF Die by Dope, considering how many saddam execution and infrared kills I saw set to that song (and now wish I didn't)

[-] SimpleMachine@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yoooo I totally forgot about this song. Thank you for bringing it back into my life.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I do love their cover of Rebel Yell along with Another Day and Sing. Turns out, they're still touring with Static X because Edsel Dope is now their singer too

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Which song?

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 4 points 4 months ago

Darude - SANDSTORM

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Hey, you're not OP

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Die MF Die - Dope

[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

They didn't even mention the eggpunk chainpunk dialectic

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Excuse me, the what?

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 4 months ago

Subgeneres are the death of creativity

I only listen to nofi punk and Vomir

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I found out that they have a personalised “Gyatt Mix” the other day

[-] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago

Probably sounds like ass

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Meanwhile, only punks I care about are Cyberpunk and Steampunk. I only slightly care about Punk Rock.

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