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[-] Willem@kutsuya.dev 36 points 4 months ago

to be fair, the only real reason to wear the same socks is so they feel the same on your feet

[-] hglman@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

No, that also doesn't matter.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

It does if your brain contains any trace of critical inquiry.

[-] hglman@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

If your mind is free of limitations.

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I can tell, you are an enlightened individual. I can tell.

[-] hglman@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

A closed mind matches socks.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 months ago

That's why you only buy black or gray socks.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

For some reason, my local supermarket had decent quality wool socks on sale at a very cheap price, so I bought twenty pairs.

So I now have an entire drawer full of identical socks, and hopefully won't need to buy more for another year or two.

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

This is the only way to live!

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

But when you buy new ones you have to separate the old vs the new because they fit differently.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Not when you only buy new socks when the olds ones are beyond rescue....or you buy the same socks again and mix em up.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 4 months ago
[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Mix them all!!!

At first its easy to tell which is which, so naturally you'll gravitate towards the new ones leaving the old in the back of the drawer. After a year so, they'll all look the same.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

If it is your goal to be mega boring...

[-] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 months ago

Its true. The number of women who have declined a second date because I’m abhorrently boring.

The only reason I can think of to explain it is my 20 pairs of identical socks.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I can barely stand to read your ultra boring comment all thanks to your socks. I can't stop yawning.....help...

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Is saving time and making life easier for yourself mega boring to you?

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world -2 points 4 months ago

Let's just paint all walls white and all houses beige while we're at it, yeah?

No need for fun since it interferes with saving time and making life easier

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Let's just paint all walls white and all houses beige while we're at it, yeah?

How would that save time?

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world -4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Choosing paint colors is like choosing sock colors.

You choose a fun variety because just black and grey is boring.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

I don't choose the colour of my house every morning though. More like once a decade for the outside.

[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago

He's not badly hurt though, his shoes are still on.

[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Is this... Wait. No. It isn't. Never mind.

[-] Actionschnils@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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