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Wonder what was going through the translators mind with that one?

"O.W.L that's a based on the word owl, and (based on the internet) Owl translates to another 3 letter word, Uil, therefore Slijmbal shall be the new term.

I just figured it was autocorrect. interesting the translation changed her name, unless Tonks means something in Dutch.

its like they were writing the second movie and someone called the director filming the 1st part...

"hey, we forgot something important, we need to add a line for Tonks" "who?"

Nose or nothing

A picture of some depressing city alleyway that's says

"Laugh at the losers who are stuck with this out their window"

Don't over think it, call is the Augmented Reality Sunlight Absorption Headset with AI.

My soul? Shit, I already gave that up to our corporate overlords. Best I can afford is the $12.71 they gave my wife when I died.

If it functions like the headline suggests;

It's for when you're already on the phone with them, if they start asking for your name, address and social security number the systems says "scam detected".

I know their article is bogus, but I could see some one trying claiming this...

"Omg this peanut butter didn't say it contained peanut butter, so I thought it was safe for little Billy. Now he's dead and its all their fault for not labeling the peanut butter properly"

standardebooks.org is a great site for reading classics.

They make very nicely formated ebooks for our enjoyment. Defiantly better than the wall of text you'll get from the .txt version or a lazily converted ebub.

LPT: label the unique power bricks/cords when you get them.

Use a piece of white tape, a silver marker or get a cheap $20 label printer at Walmart.

Last time I was gifted socks...they were the wrong one (somehow, I get my socks from Walmart, so I'm not too picky, or so I thought). I'm pretty sure it was an amazon special - anyways now I tell everyone I'm super picky about socks or that I have 20 pairs already.