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[–] antidote101@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Japanese toilets are now beyond western comprehension.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It evacuates the waste before it's waste

[–] Hootz@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

That's called food waste and it's a serious problem here in Canada.

[–] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Witness the rapture, for the meat is true of spirit

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

hebrews 5:14

But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.

[–] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Maeve@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Good dog ngl

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Been a minute since ive had my meat sucked away. How much for this thing?

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

“$1400?!?!?” “Watch, this motherfucker’s still gonna buy it.” “This is ridiculous” Source

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[–] Toes@ani.social 28 points 9 months ago

You've heard of air fried, but the future is in vacuum fried.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Its not the vent, this is the rapture but the only true believer was a dead pig.

[–] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago

There would be a cloud of ash getting sucked up too if this were real.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that a fly going along for the ride?

well no the ventilation duct isn't actually sucking the meat up it's just a joke. the fly is carrying it

[–] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

The latest in vac-lev technology

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] Craven_baven@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

It’s hungry as well!