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submitted 11 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LinearArray@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Saving this for the future.

[–] Darkpepito_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

IIRC Bit is penis, but what is byte?

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Same, but written differently

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Same, but written differently

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago

OOP

There it is.

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

C++ would be called C for short.

[–] TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

NPE

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Dot, Enzo, Bob, Phong...

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Name your child Segmentation fault

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

If Archer and Parker and Miller get to be first names…my next kid is Pointer.