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[–] QaspR@lemmy.world 92 points 8 months ago (2 children)

1h ago... 5min ago. You absolute canine. Man's got stamina for days

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I view it as more "1hr ago" sees notification "wait no way" makes various sex noise and gets notification followed by several minutes of laughing.

That or they got out the ball gag for an hour.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 8 months ago

Or a refractory period.

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 10 points 8 months ago

Judging by the time gap in notifications, it looks more like they took an hour long break

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

And prefers doggy style

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

You sly monologue! You had me dogging!

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sound recognition? Is this an always on thing in iphones. I hope it doesn't get sent back to servers or something

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's an accessibility option for the hearing impaired, e.g. doorbells, knocking, crying, smoke detector alarms, and some others.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

That's pretty cool. Iirc a lot of disabled people like using iphones for this reason. I hope we can have better accessibility tools on the Android side soon.

[–] ji17br@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 8 months ago

"Not only did I have sex, but I was having sex for more than an hour!"

[–] liquidparasyte@pawb.social 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He really got that dawg in him

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago
[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah posting it publicly for millions of people to see and judge screams 'embarrassed'

[–] noli@programming.dev 10 points 8 months ago

Oh no, strangers on the internet know I had sex and there were dog-like noises! That's the exact same as people who know me IRL such as family or coworkers! I shall now sink through the ground in shame!

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

Training data wrong? Nah bro it was just doggystyle 🤷‍♂️

[–] Fargeol@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago

Plot twist: you were alone

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago

You horny dog, you!

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I know someone who supposedly sounds like a pig squealing when getting boned. At least according to her son who overhead his parents having sex.