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Zelensky Challenges Putin To Settle Ukraine War On The Dance Floor (www.theonion.com)
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Worth it just for the photo!

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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This comes to mind https://youtu.be/eDW53rXqlRw

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Somehow I knew exactly what video it was before clicking

[–] One_Honest_Dude@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

First thing I thought of!

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At least it wasn't a piano contest.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Nice to remember that in addition to being a strong wartime leader defending his country, asking for ammunition instead of evacuating, and visiting the front lines.... he can also play the piano with his dick.

[–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

They should each construct a giant mecha and duel each other for various territories ala Robot Jox:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKqKggYdDE&pp=ygURcm9ib3Qgam94IHRyYWlsZXI%3D

[–] atkion@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hon mono no dansu wo miseteyaruze

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

誰もあなたのダンスを見たくありません

[–] Nasom@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This was my first thought. Is there something South Park has not done?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Here's the link with site tracking removed: https://youtu.be/c-5Ohvekei0

I am not a bot, and this action was performed manually.

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 3 points 8 months ago

That's exactly what a bot would say! 🤨

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I am picturing this legendary dance battle:

https://www.youtube.com/live/_VM3g3VyN-g?si=s_3KH2F-PavhOsXP

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Shut it, Zane!