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    [–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 116 points 8 months ago

    Ah yes, the installation wizard

    [–] OneStepAhead@lemmynsfw.com 60 points 8 months ago

    NetworKING.

    [–] skittlebrau@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

    He paid the copper price

    [–] smackjack@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

    Every time I see that "this incident will be reported" message, I picture some poor schmuck in a cubicle getting pulled into the boss's office and interrogated for two hours about why they tried to run a command as sudo.

    [–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    does anyone have the source photo? this is actually a really cool pic imo

    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

    Found the Commodore

    [–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

    Network Engineer > Network Architect > Network King

    Legend says he can identify the usable IP range before witnessing the subnet mask.

    [–] fluxion@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Fortunately he is a just ruler and only truly malicious sudoers face the ultimate punishment

    [–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)
    [–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 8 months ago

    He shunts all your long running jobs to the slowest hardware on the rack.

    [–] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
    [–] stephan262@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    You get sentenced to a lifetime of Dell.

    [–] fluxion@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

    You don't want to know

    [–] email@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

    THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED

    [–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 15 points 8 months ago

    The ID badge is actually for his balls, not him.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 months ago

    If you actually look at the sudo source code your see it reports all violations via email

    [–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

    His name is Pam

    [–] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

    Count sudoku

    [–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago

    His weapon of choice? Server Blade.

    [–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

    Terrible cable management, pull them out

    [–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Kind of reminds me of Baron Harkonnen.

    [–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    I see Erick Rowan/Redbeard from WWE.

    [–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 8 months ago

    I see John Petrucci.

    So Santa Claus IS real

    [–] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

    He sits on Copper Throne

    [–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

    Will the golden crane fly again?

    You should set up mail delivery, so when sudo reports you it reports you to you

    [–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

    Reminds me of the throne from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

    [–] Norgur@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

    That looks like a fun version of a dating app. Draw an Ethernet, plug it in and see who is on the other end

    [–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

    Newcomers nightmare