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STOP PUTTING , a SPACE before your PUNCTUATION . It absolutely INFURIATES me when a person ONLINE places a SPACE before an EXCLAMATION MARK ! When I see this I absolutely LOSE it , and my DOG starts FLIPPING like JOHN WILLY . Did you know his name is really Zachary ? What a good dog . But that’s beside the POINT . I become so MAD and Frustrated when someone MISPLACES a SPACE before their PUNCTUATION . Don’t even get me STARTED on when PEOPLE start EVERY WORD with a CAPITAL LETTER . It is a WASTE of TIME. It is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE when someone does not TYPE A SENTENCE using PROPER GRAMMAR AND TYPING SKILLS . Whenever I see a person typing in ALL LOWERCASE with NO PERIODS I will TRACK THEM DOWN and make them CORRECT their message . It’s also PAINFUL when people MISUSE emojis . The SKULL EMOJI is what you use when you represent a DEAD PERSON , NOT your horrible sense of HUMOUR . The laughing emoji signifies your ACTUAL LAUGH and should NOT be used SARCASTICALLY . FURTHERMORE, it makes me so SICK and TIRED when someone uses the NERD emoji to POKE FUN at an INANIMATE OBJECT . The nerd is meant to represent a PERSON . Pineapple should NEVER go on pizza regardless of WHO , WHAT , WHEN , WHY , HOW , AEIOU AND SOMETIMES WHY , YOU ARE . McDonald’s has EVERY RIGHT to put MORE KETCHUP on my CHICKEN SANDWICH , butt the REFUSE TO DO IT . MY firstborn son is going through his MINECRAFT PHASE , and when he ASKED ME TO BUY MERCHANDISE , he didn’t use PROPER MANNERS . This absolutely INFURIATES ME and the PRICE OF THIS should also be lowered to accommodate to MY NEEDS and MY financial situation .