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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Likely just a stolen review from a way less expensive watch. A beater in this context would be a cheap watch that one can wear outdoors for long periods of time without worrying about damage.

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's also common to review bomb redic products. These are some of the iconic ones

$120,000 TV https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN105S9-Curved-105-Inch-Ultra/product-reviews/B00L403O8U

Sugar free gummy bears (high probability of people can't digest them) https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELG8E

Canned unicorn https://www.amazon.com/Think-Geek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/product-reviews/B004CRYE2C See also dehydrated water

[–] VolcanoWonderpants 1 points 8 months ago

One of the most surefire ways to find funny/troll reviews on Amazon is to sort from price highest to lowest, and type in something that should be relatively affordable, like a watch or a vacuum cleaner. Although for every twenty troll reviews, you will find one serious one, and be shocked/appalled that they had that much money to spend on something that won't drive you somewhere. I did come across one review for a TV that cost as much as a car, and the review was actually serious. Complete with a picture of how the TV fell from the wall mount.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's not a stolen review, it's a joke. The Patek Philipe watch he mentions is even more expensive, made by the company that made the first wrist watches ever.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Guys, check it out. It has the date and the day! That's a bargain considering all that technology!