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Ozempic Maker Triumphantly Announces New Drug That Makes Obese Person Disappear Entirely (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago

Can it be prescribed off-label for those of us who aren't obese, but just detest being corporeal?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Rapturempic^TM^

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

Adipose 2.0