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[–] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] liv@beehaw.org 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It's a bunch of crimes.

He illegally imported endangered species parts.

Then he cloned them and implanted an embryo which meant he ended up with an endangered species clone.

Then he got hold of wild Montana sheep and bred them with his clone.

With the intention of using them in captive hunting parks, it's illegal to use wild game in captive hunting in his state.

The whole time he was repeatedly moving his frankensheep across state lines using forged vet certificates.

[–] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

This is straight out of some B movie lol

[–] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 8 points 8 months ago

Pardon? We in Fallout?!

[–] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! Montana is my home. And I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of giant mutant hybrid sheep. A race of atomic giant mutant hybrid sheep which will conquer the world!"

Apologies to Ed Wood and Bela Lugosi.

[–] soaproot@sfba.social 4 points 8 months ago

@Gaywallet Given how much trouble the currently widespread non native Barbary sheep are causing for Bighorn populations, just as well this didn't get any further.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

... I thought I saw this in South Park