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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 62 points 2 years ago

This seems like an issue the author should take up with Jason..

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When my friend and I were playing Valheim, he would stay at the base to build stuff while I went out to collect stuff. I don't think that he appreciated me referring to him as the 'boywife' the entire time.

[–] cordlesslamp 18 points 2 years ago

So when's the wedding?

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you CAN say that, if your partner is cool enough with it :p

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Partner? No, Jason is just a friend.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

if there's no one in your life except your mancandy bussy-buddy then it doesn't MATTER what you call him.

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

I'm surprised no one mentioned Lazlo yet.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I used to refer to one my friends as my "heterosexual life partner" when introducing him to people.

[–] TheLightItBurns@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m Jay and this is my hetero lifemate Silent Bob…

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

"Calm down babe, there is nothing going on between me and Jason. We're just going for a coffee, don't wait up."

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

@TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone :3

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

If you say that, I'll assume Jason is your boytoy twink malewife.

People look at me weird when I mention my coven-mates.

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

One thing I've found interesting as a wrestling fan is how often male pro wrestlers will refer to another wrestler (usually another guy) that they're especially close to as their "road wife". Thinking specifically of CM Punk and Kofi Kingston here.

[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

My bussybro

[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

what's stopping them? UwU

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For some reason I read malewife as if it were partially latin. Badwife.