cordlesslamp

joined 1 year ago
[–] cordlesslamp 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My savage ex-girlfriend and one crazy neighbors kid.

[–] cordlesslamp 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is it the same as I wanted less more?

[–] cordlesslamp 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I don't want to offend any American here, but.........what the fuck is wrong with your entire country?

[–] cordlesslamp 37 points 1 month ago

Seeing things like "slide to unlock", "rounded corners", and "scroll bouncing" are all patentable is ridiculous.

[–] cordlesslamp 4 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Hate to admit it, but the US president election result will affect the entire world.

The election of "the most powerful man/woman on earth" is no joke.

[–] cordlesslamp 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Extreme mode: it's raining outside.

[–] cordlesslamp 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I just wish phones were like this.

[–] cordlesslamp 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True. Jeff Bezos probably the most evil man on earth, but he knows to keep his mouth shut. So his business just getting bigger and no one really care about him and most importantly the media mostly just leave him alone.

[–] cordlesslamp -4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You can buy something like that on Amazon or AliExpress for a dollar per dozen (even cheaper if buy in bulk).

[–] cordlesslamp 20 points 1 month ago

A recurring customer having habit of delaying to pay the bar tab because he's "too drunk". Usually took him weeks and multiple asking before he paid his bar tab in full.

This time he bought a bunch of pretty girls lots of expensive drinks, at the end of the night he is so drunk that nobody can reason with him to pay (but we suspect he's faking it as always). So we put his bill in his tab and let him go.

The next day he act like he doesn't remember anything and refused to acknowledge that he was buying anyone else drinks even with the CCTV footage of him on that night (and of course refused to pay his tab).

This went on for 2 weeks before the head bartender get into a fight with him. The customer ended up with a black eye and got banned from the bar. He doesn't press any charges.

I couldn't remember his bill total in the end, but it was close to 2k.

[–] cordlesslamp 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

made me blow on my screen. Goddamn it!

 

Every year on my birthday, I treat myself to an unreasonable purchase. Something that I always wanted but wouldn't just buy it normally because it wouldn't be practical or reasonable. Something like an expensive toy, or a fun gadget, or a hobby kit.

This year I'm indecisive between the Steam Deck and the Meta Quest 3. You might ask why would that be unreasonable. Because I have a family with a newborn now so I don't have much free time to game anymore. It would be a waste because I can only play like once or twice per week.

I would love to hear about your desire for an "unreasonable purchase" (within your budget).

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