Memes

45295 readers

2232 users here now

Be civil and nice.
Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

915

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

13 comments fedilink hide all child comments

all 15 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’d like to buy a bagel with cash.

Would you like your cash bagel toasted?

[–] moog@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cash money, thanks.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dollars or Euro?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter. It all tastes the same.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Euro has that nice plasticky mouth feel

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

So do at least two different kinds of dollars.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coins or notes?

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you like it crunchy

[–] variants@possumpat.io 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is getting awfully close to a string of words that can reset the universe if said in the exact order

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now, would that be such a bad thing?

Unrelated, what string of words would that be?

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bite my shiny metal ass!

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 1 year ago

"Dammit kid, take the deal -- we really need that cream cheese back here."

[–] Holomew@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Real "Gift of the Magi" situation going on there.