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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“The ‘Walled Garden’ Apple has built around themselves is just another example of Big Tech abusing the power they’ve been given by consumers. Consumers they are causing active harm to, and it simply won’t stand. Can you imagine if the U.S. Government was ignoring or making excuses for an ally that was actively engaged in some sort of campaign that was doing unspeakable harm to innocent civilians? I think not.” The spokesperson said.

Glad they were able to throw that in

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 4 points 9 months ago

Bro xD

Gold.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago

Ok here's a headline that made me snort my coffee.

[–] Aku@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Favorite headline from today

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

DOJ: "I showed you my lawsuit, please respond."

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

DOJ officially bans the color green

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It would have been funnier if it was more literal like “Apple refuses to respond to RCS message from DOJ”