Okay, let's see...
first paragraph: Unfolding as some cosmic story, the rapid advancements in artificial intelligence have given rise to large language models (LLMs) with unprecedented accuracy, fluency and utility. It's almost as if there's a cognitive big bang exploding into our human universe.
Nope, no, nonono, you're full of shit and I refuse to read the rest. Good day sir. I said good day!