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[–] solrize@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

youCannotImagineTheLookOfDisgustOnMyFace

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] jack@monero.town 1 points 1 year ago
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wtf. It's not even center aligned.

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't (brain processes the photons bouncing off the object and colliding with the cones and rods in the retina) a problem with this.

(See what I did there?)

(I think I met my dad joke quota for the month.)

[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m already annoyed by the end of public static final string that the variable name doesn’t even bother me in these sorts of langauages. All things should be public, static, & final, by default so they aren’t necessary to write. You should only have to write what unsafeties you are opting into.

[–] warlaan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You may enjoy having a look at F#. It says that it's "functional first", but I think a better description would be "an opinionated version of C#".

For example it doesn't have a "const"-keyword. Instead it has a "mutable"-keyword, because everything is const by default.

[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Being attached to the CLR isn’t my cup of tea, but I have been learning its older cousin OCaml off & on the last 1½ years

[–] imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

this is a crime against humanity

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Aah.... Like reading a novel. But with a lot of weird punctuation.... Or maybe just like a novel then.

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 1 year ago

I use C++ and in certain projects, I am already halfway there.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When the variable name is the description that should be in the comments.

Idea: Comments that automattically populate the end of any line a given variable is invoked on, including spelling out formulas from that line. ie: float y=mx+b // (cartesian y value)=(slope)(cartesian x value)+(cartisian y-intercept)

"Duplicated" coments not actually in the file, but specified witt the creation of such variables and spread around by the code editor /IDE.

[–] paholg@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Then, you could take those comments, and have the compiler use them to ensure you're using the right variable in the right place. Oh wait, we just invented a type system.

[–] FiniteBanjo 0 points 1 year ago

Most maintainable code I've ever seen, give this person an award.

[–] Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago
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