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Dr. Hamley notes that, after 25 years locked together in a cell, Stoker will either have had his brain reduced to psychological mush, or have started his own worthless form of bitcoin.
“Hard to say which is more tragic,” the doctor added ruefully
Lmfao, fucking brutal
What's really funny is that SBF is well known in the crypto space, but the way he made his first fortune had nothing to do with crypto at all.
It was good old fashioned currency arbitrage that originally involved transporting suitcases of paper money on passenger airline flights.
Oof that's too funny lol
There was a South Park episode about this.
Even worse... he's vegan.
Next you’ll tell me he does CrossFit (though looking at him it doesn’t seem so.)
No, but he's into Effective Altruism, which is yet another thing you just don't want to talk to people about.
I don’t even want to know what that is. And since he’s a billionaire fraudster or whatever, I’ll assume it’s complete bullshit.
It's complete bullshit, you lose nothing by completely ignoring it.
But, if you want to be amused and/or outraged by the bullshit, Wired had a good article about it recently:
SBF is a patsy for citadel
The info will come to light very soon 🤣