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Bet it was /u/fuckswithducks
ha ha! the ol reddit a roo on.... not reddit....
Ah, the ol’ Lemmy lies
Hold my rubber ducky, you're the one
IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE THEY ARE FROM,
IT MATTERS THAT THEY ARE HERE.
AND NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
I hope that they will exist for a long time
Look, where do you expect me to put my giant inflatable ducks?
Put them on my bill.
Where your giant inflatable doll wants them.
From China, probably
Well, you see, when mother giant inflatable duck and father giant inflatable duck love each other very much...
What?
I suspect reddit's /u/fuckswithducks is involved
We don't know where do they come from but do we know where are they going?
Where do they come from, rubber duck Joe?
rubberdux
They come from rubber eggs, obviously.
Doesn't Toronto and other Canadian cities do this? Did they have ducklings?
Yeah I think they came from Canada. I mean they keep exporting their damn geese to us too.
Maybe it was James Veitch again...
Toronto
There was only one iirc, but nature finds a way
How do you become a famous New Zealand athelete?
- Sit in the bath until your Dick Quax.
Sorry, I was taking a bath and they got away from me.
Looks like the work of Florentijn Hofman.
they came from hong kong obviously /s
the friendly floatees are all grown up!
How does one pull off a feat like this?
Someone's job was to blow...
I mean it's Maine in a harbor in a small-mid sized town for Maine. You sneak out at night and if you're even close to stealthy and past last call it's pretty easy.
Oh no, this again. Didn't some one murder the last giant rubber duck that escaped captivity?
That death remains unsolved.
Which came first: the duck or the egg?
I think it all started with goose egg.
The drake.
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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