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Anon donates plasma (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by alt@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 88 points 10 months ago

Donate blood.

Blood is transfusioned into a guy

Guy gets a boner

Your blood in his rod

You gave a guy a boner

[-] kuneho@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

any bro would do it

[-] nodsocket@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Fellas? 🤔

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

And I'd do it again for any of the lads

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Unlike you, he can make someone have the hots for him.

[-] odium@programming.dev 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lmao. At least he's doing a good thing for all the ppl who need plasma regardless of his motivation.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

We can find a way to use the powers of simping for good and not evil.

[-] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Not from a Jedi

[-] Dim0N@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Our cells are literally shared

Jokes on him, plasma donations don't have any cells from him.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

afaik plasma donations don't include cells

[-] EthicalDogMeat@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

In short: "see you later virigns"

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I’m not sure why, but I’ve scrolled past this post at least half a dozen times and my brain still insists on interpreting the title as Latin at first glance. Like, I read the middle word as “doe-nah-tes.”

[-] radix@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

And thanks to you, so do I now...

[-] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

I mean, it is basically all Latin words

[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago
[-] Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not sure which person you are "who" -ing, but:

Ironmouse

Conner

Iron mouse has an immune disorder (CVID) that has her bedridden. Her and Conner together have raised quite a bit of money for the IDF (Immune deficiency fund).

[-] maor@lemmy.org.il 4 points 10 months ago
[-] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah. Who names their kid Conner. Poor dude.

[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Sorry; I was 'who'-ing Ironmouse. I'd never heard of her before. I recognize Conner; I've seen some of his stuff although it's been a while.

During the pandemic my wife and I watched him play Among Us... a lot.

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