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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 151 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Didn't they add the ability to hide the fact that you're playing those porn games a while back?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 103 points 5 months ago (1 children)

hides when he plays porn games

Still displays achievements from said porn games on profile

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is why your profile can be set to private.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But then who would know I 100% completed Kobold Kare?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago

Even from friends?? You’re telling me I could have continued playing fluffi fluffi pawnic even while my mom was gaming in the other room? So many missed orgasms.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 62 points 5 months ago

They added the ability to hide specific games owned/played recently. Before that the only way was private profile

[–] zer0squar3d@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Yes and works very well.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 129 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anon needs to figure out what an alt is

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ironic when they're posting on an anonymous platform

[–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 91 points 5 months ago

Just get a second account. They're free.

I have a second account for all of my filth, it's easy.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Dude on my friends list leaves it completely public. Always know when he's crankin his hog

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Right click on his name and click watch game

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 5 months ago

Yes but by default it gives a pop-up asking if you want to stream. In the options you can set it to no or always allow I think

[–] Dkiscoo@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Pure confidence

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Damn what a power move

[–] don@lemm.ee 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You chose the furry life, anon, it didn’t choose you. Drop the nukes and boldly show your friend the endless depths of your depravity.

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[–] Butterpaderp@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They just added ways to make games private on your game, likely for this exact scenario

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Lol "Anon, I thought you liked video games but your account only has the The Sims with 6 hours played. And how did you get such a high level on your account with only that?"

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You don't have to share your library with your friends. You can keep all that shit to yourself

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So it also doesn't show up at theirs with 'currently playing...'?

Honest question, never bothered to look into it, but always found it weird, that everyone in three friend list sees what I'm doing - although I get the incentive

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes you can change steam to not show your current game in friend lists

Just shows you as online

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Embrace chaos. Keep everything public.

[–] drislands@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Give the relative your email address instead of the account. You'll still get the game that way

[–] SuperSynthia@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There are furry games on steam. No! No this is terrible. I can’t believe this. Where? Where exactly are the furry games so I can avoid them. Like where specifically?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, you're in a green text community, so I guess start with Furry Hitler

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

I prefer sex with stalin

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Have him buy the game from a (preferably legit) key reseller and send you the key.

[–] Player2@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

My thoughts exactly. Asking to become Steam friends just for a one-off bday gift is a bit much.

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Steam Gift Card…..

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

That's what steamkeys are for. They are also more profitable for the creator!

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Just say the game you want is for a console and can they please order a physical copy.

They're a relative so giving them your address isn't weird.

[–] Lizardking27@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

"Said steam account is filled to the brim with furry shit"

Bruh.

[–] insufferableninja@lemdro.id 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

i know it's not the point of the post, but people that use "which" incorrectly like this really grinds my gears

in which, to which, etc. it isn't that hard

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Can you elaborate on the issue to which you are referring?

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It seems correct? Like "for which I will have no response" and "which I will have no response for." It's not even Yodafied. It's just a mildly complicated construction.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Ask for money instead and then buy it yourself.

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