I am one of those NPCs that was given a schedule routine, but I only exist to serve as padding out the size of the town and have no function other than of being part of the local aesthetic.
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
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I get it. I'm the guy in old 8 bit RPGs who hiccups to show that he's drunk and sometimes says nonsense.
I think the devs forgot to program my routine so I keep finding myself t-posing in the bathroom
Same
Occasionally a player may follow you around. They’re just curious how long your routine is, they’ll stop when they get bored.
I don't mind that, it's when they quicksave that I start sweating
And yet nothing ever happens, what are you worried about?
Also, do your pockets feel lighter?
Your name made me think you had a bunch of reddit awards for your comment
You're a Stardew NPC, and you just got looked up on the wiki. Did they also inexplicably know exactly where to find you at 3:00 PM on a Wednesday?