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Honey, get out the fancy linens (midwest.social)

submitted 5 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/memes@midwest.social

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[–] wisemanzero@lemm.ee 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's not a jablecloth that's a jlacemat.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was just thinking someone found this picture just a bit too late for it to be part of the meme.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago

It's never too late!

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I've always wanted it to look like I'm eating dinner off of someones still-clothed ass...

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

So I'm not alone

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

Working your way to eating ass, on a 12 step program

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh god, I thought we had made it past this phase

[–] FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago

It's out in the wild so it is allowed.

Source:

I specialize in internet law and have a phd in memeonics

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's jeans, laugh now.

[–] oehm@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

These forced memes are the laugh track of the internet

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

It's called Culture!

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 4 points 5 months ago

Someone didn't let that shank rest before plating. #Meatpuddles

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

His mom made them for him, those ARE the fancy linens

[–] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The real horror here isn't in the poor choice of tablecloth - it is still cotton, it is not entirely dishonorable.

Now have you noticed in what glass they poured the red wine? Have you? I... I need air, I need a cute eyeballs-cleansing fluffy cat or something, this is too much. This is enough internet for today, argh.

[–] bbuez@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is it okay if its just grape juice?

[–] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Even completely flat, tepid cola would be better than this

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

It looks like a Reidel O glass, which is just a juice glass but more expensive. The quality is nice though.