The betrayal... it hurts... : linuxmemes

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 117 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The fuckin Tux tattoo is what sends me, lmao

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of cabbage patch dolls with the signature on the booty.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Didn't know what those were, now that I saw, you're right they're lowkey terrifying (o.o )

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Xavier Roberts is still single, Ladies. True.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only way this could have been better was if the tattoo was some beautifully kerned font above the ass that said "the kernel compiling, look busy".

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Porqué no los dos?

One per cheek

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

T'was a reference good sir

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 3 months ago

Ohh, I was missing that lol

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[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 84 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

In my 20's, a girl in bar queue told me that she knows how to compile kernel from the source. I asked her to marry me instantly, but unfortunately she was not available.

[–] neo@feddit.de 84 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you try: sudo marry me?

[–] mutter9355@discuss.tchncs.de 62 points 3 months ago

Hotzilla is not in the sudoers file

THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED

[+] kadu@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago (5 children)

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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Choose LVM and encrypt that volume, you little slut"

[–] hikikoma@ani.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't encryption always go on the outside?

[–] msage@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

It can go anywhere if you want it to.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

New kink unlocked

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I always imagine that phrase with the Xbox sound and notification of achievement.

[–] Ow0@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm right here. You get a desktop enviroment only if you've been good, kadu.

Edit: Pathetic subbies DM me your Debian installs

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

If femdom, there's some domination from her side involved, then she should be forcing you to install gentoo or better yet lfs

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Someone write a script for gonewildaudio

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

I think we can all relate to this. But this is life we chose.

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

Happens everytime, amirite

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I dont think it is, but this reminds me of that one scene with Alucard and now I'm sad

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah that's a sad and awesome sequence. But this is (IMHO) much much darker. Berserk.

He was born to a dead mother hanging from a tree, and it went downhill from there...

[–] TheChurn@kbin.social 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think this is from Berserk, but it's been years and I can't quite tell.

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh, maybe its my deep dive into fear and hunger that makes this scene feel familiar then, as I know Beserk played a HUGE inspiration for Fear and Hunger

[–] rhadamanth_nemes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Berserk has inspired a lot of media. Worth a read although it is very dark a lot of the time.

[–] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago

Happened to me in 1997 but I didn't mind

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I just wanted to mount sda

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Sda = sex dat ass

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 3 points 3 months ago

mount, finger, fsck...old school UNIX dudes were some fucking horndogs weren't they.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

O Griffith. What have you wrought! Guts!!

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What show/movie is this from?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Berserk.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I think Berserk?

That or cowboy bebop.

[–] diffusive@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is funny but not funny. In my 20s this happened to me... I installed herinux but she wasn't happy and I couldn't figure out why 🤷

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Did she offer alcoholic beverages?

[–] diffusive@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can't remember but at the time I wasn't drinking alcohol... I was a real celebrity at parties 😂😂

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I bet you were 🥹 👍.

[–] FiniteBanjo 4 points 3 months ago

Holy shit I might be Griffith

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, She wanted me to teach her how to turn off the bullshit in windows and install comodo...and to show her how to set it up too. That's the most important part.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world -3 points 3 months ago

totally utterly ridiculous fantasy