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Throat Waffles (lemmy.ca)
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[-] Coldgoron@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago

Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 41 points 10 months ago

Best $575.99 I've ever spent

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

There's a similar model.for $480. Just sayin'...

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 3 points 10 months ago

(Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I'll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I mean...you've really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I'm spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.

[-] aio2@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

How has it been so far?

[-] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 37 points 10 months ago

Why is it industrial, lmao?

I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like... is this for a restaurant?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything's during these events.

There is definitely a market for this.

[-] Aremel@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

I thought "what a cute novelty" until I saw the price

[-] troybot@midwest.social 17 points 10 months ago

Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

This Christmas I'm giving OP's mom a waffle iron.

[-] gigachad@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago

Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker

[-] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

That's great they have a payment plan... I want 2, please.

[-] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.

[-] June@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Pairs well with: Rich's Vanilla Heat 'N Ice, Bakery Icing for Donuts, Rolls, & Desserts, 12 Pound Pail https://a.co/d/6Ah1umT

[-] nowrongnotes@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

Almost $600? No thanks, I'll keep making my penis waffles the old-fashioned way.

[-] BattleScarredFox@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah! By dipping my penis in the batter and throwing that on the frying pan!

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Anyone else notice that we have good, actual memes for most of the day and then the garbage posts start during a specific time frame?

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Yes, I noticed it was that time so here we are.

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