TheGiantKorean

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submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) by TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world to c/cooking@lemmy.world
 

Going for a bun cha kind of thing here. Chicken and pork meatballs with lemongrass, fish sauce, and garlic. Pickled carrot and radish (only had red radish so that's what I used), wide rice noodles (again, what I had), and nuoc cham. Pretty tasty for something I threw together quickly!

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Sending thoughts and prayers to his ear.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Thanks, but I just copied it from somewhere I found it. I remembered the joke but was too lazy at the time to type it out, so cut and paste it.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A man goes to his doctor and says "Doc, I've always had this really high pitched voice, I don't know why, but I think it's the reason I'm not taken seriously at work, can you help me?" The doctor tells him he can help if he can determine the cause, and he'll have to give him a physical. "Well, we found the problem" the doctor tells him. "You have a massive penis. It's so large that the weight of it pulls your vocal chords, causing your voice to be extremely high pitched. We could fix your voice with a simple penis reduction." The man says "OK doc, I'll do anything to have a normal voice!"

After his surgery, the man is thrilled to have a normal voice and he goes home to celebrate with his wife. A few weeks later, however, he returns to the doctor's office. "Doc, as much as I love my new voice, the sad fact is I just can't satisfy my wife properly with my reduced member, she's just used to what I used to have. Do you still have that piece of my penis, so you could reattach it?" The doctor replies "No! I don't know what happened to it!"

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Cucumbers, and there's some radish in there as well. I wanted something crunchy in there to contrast the potatoes.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Me, the DM: You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Always an ensign 😔

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My first name is Kim, but I'm a dude, so they will write anything other than Kim, because obviously there is no way a guy could have that name.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Ralph! Ralph, your iced coffee as cold as served revenge is ready! Ralph?

 
 

I'll post recipes later if anyone is interested. The potato salad doesn't look great in the photo, but it was a real winner.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

As a Korean, what is this "too much garlic" you speak of?

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just hear me out on this one. BLFGTs. Bacon, Lettuce, Fried Green Tomatoes.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please tell me the owner is named Frank.

 

I'd really love to start making something, even if it's basic. Any tips on where to start? Tools, wood, etc?

 

He gets his strength from the sun.

 

I thought this would be a fun but useful post.

If you had one piece of advice for gardening, what would it be? Like that one thing your discovered or learned that to your results to the next level.

Mine: Mulch your fruit trees well. This will help retain moisture and also keep grass and weeds from popping up which could compete with the tree for nutrients.

 
 
 

I was curious to see what everyone likes to drink or snack on while playing D&D. I grew up on Mountain Dew and Doritos during sessions, usually with pizza if we playing through dinner (which we almost always did).

 
 
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