The crow is the most right. Get bangs, do crimes.
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
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I have a forehead the size and relative shape of Colorado. The level of trust I have with the woman who cuts my bangs is something I never thought I'd achieve in a human relationship. Heck yeah, crow.
As a guy who somehow likes Colorado foreheads, you don't have to hide anything!
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Edit: On like 5th reload I got it. Just in case for anyone else, I transcribed.
Inside every woman is two wolves. One wolf want long gorgeous mermaid hair. The second wolf wants to just shop it all off. There is also a crow pulling the tails of both wolves saying to get bangs. The crow is the most dangerous.
I appeased both wolves and got an undercut around my whole head, and decided to grow out the parts I kept long
I listened to both the second wolf and the crow and got a Chelsea cut (buzzcut with bangs). I love it
i just cut my own hair and do what i want with it, tbh