Clever Comebacks

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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where is he donating all his money to, you may ask?The Human Fund!

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[–] xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 years ago

He should divide all the money on all the people that ever worked for him and give them each a piece.

[–] Peddlephile@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Isn't this the guy who wants to abandon earth and build a stupid sphere thing in space?

[–] gencha@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, philanthropy. When you really want to fuck shit up, while keeping a clean facade.

Someone make Gates explain all his trips to Eppstein's island already!

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dislike Jeff a much as any other but... that's not really a comeback, now is it?

[–] LufyCZ@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Nah, it's a reference

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Can he donate like one billion to me first please?

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